Most adorable thing ever
this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch
they won’t be touching with your man between them
dancing in public:
dancing in the shower:
"i think i have o.c.d. because i keep my room really clean"
"they ran out of cake-pops at starbucks i’m so depressed"
"i stayed up till like 3 am i swear i have insomnia"
"ugh my parents are so bipolar"
"i can never pay attention in class i think i have a.d.h.d"
"omg i’m so retarded"